Ya know how some days your faith just struggles? Like, I believe in the Illuminati but why do they allow bad things… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…1 week ago
Favorite headline of the day: “Controlled avalanche loses control”
Man reportedly told it to “just calm down” befo… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…1 week ago
Whoever invented the bar was smart but whoever invented the cover charge was a genius.
“Hi I’d like to come insid… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…1 week ago